My Meanies

Series 1 Infamous Meanies I Grisly Grizzlies
Series 1 - Limited Edition Infamous Meanies I - Limited Edition Twisted Toys
Series 1-1/2 Infamous Meanies II Teeny Weeny Meanies
Series 2 Shocking Stuffers Meanies "At Large"
Series 2 - Limited Edition Shocking Stuffers II Cap'n Crunch - Special Promotion
Series 3 Farce Wars Meanies Wild World of Sports
Valentine Meanies Pirate Jack - Limited Editions Three Stooge Bears - Non Meanies
Series 1

There were two production runs of Series I, with the second eliminating the free mystery Meanie offer contained on the first tags. The first run plushes were typically a little more furry and of slightly different color than the second run.

Armydillo Dan

Armydillo Dan is a fighting machine.
He is trained to be tough, hard and mean.
Always ready to attack,
with a cannon on his back,
Just don't ask him to clean the latrine.


Bart The Elephart

Bart the Elephart was a blast
Butt around him his friends all felt gassed
When he came they could tell
For they knew his foul smell
Which would clear out a room super fast!


Snake Eyes Jake

All of the serpents were rolling the dice
They were playing each other for a pile of mice
One set of dice were fake
They belonged to Snake Eyes Jake
He was sneaky and would win at any price


Fi & Do The Dalmutation

A Dalmutation named Fi-Do is an odd mutant beast
Where he should have 1 head, he has 2 heads at least
With 3 eyes in 1 head
and 1 eye in the other
this strange, creepy mutt could be his own brother.


Matt The Fat Bat

 

Matt The Fat Bat couldn't fly.
His big belly kept him out of the sky.
He hides on the ground,
like a blood thirsty hound,
Bites your toe, and sucks you bone dry.


Hurley the Toucan


Made a habit of pukin'
'specially while up in the air
his friends would all run
cause his barf weighed a ton
and they didn't want chunks in their hair


Peter The Gotta Peegull

Peter The Peegull was in trouble.
He had to get to the toilet on the double
If he doesn't get through the door,
there'll be a puddle on the floor,
for poor Peter will have burst like a bubble.


Navy Seal

Navy Seal is a fighter all right,
protecting the world with all of his might.
With his tank and harpoon
the enemy is doomed.
They might as well give up the fight!


Sledge The Hammered Head Shark
(Six Gilled)

 

Sledge The Hammered Head Shark isn't quite dead,
some diver had flattened his head
He was in a hungry mood,
and was searching for food,
now the diver is sushi instead!


Sledge The Hammered Head Shark
(Five Gilled)
Wanted!

Sledge The Hammered Head Shark isn't quite dead,
some diver had flattened his head
He was in a hungry mood,
and was searching for food,
now the diver is sushi instead!


Boris The Mucousaurus
(Dark Green)

Boris The Mucousaurus has a leaky snout.
Wherever he goes his boogies drip out.
His snot hangs from his nose
which he never ever blows.
When he sneezes you'd better look out!


Boris The Mucousaurus
(Light Green)

Boris The Mucousaurus has a leaky snout.
Wherever he goes his boogies drip out.
His snot hangs from his nose
which he never ever blows.
When he sneezes you'd better look out!


Otis the Octapunk
(Gold Eye-Ring)

 

Otis The Octapunk
Said "Yo Dude, my music's not junk!"
He would smash his guitar
like a crazy rock star,
and the octagirls would call him "OctaHunk"!


Otis the Octapunk
(
Silver Eye-Ring)
Wanted!

Otis The Octapunk
Said "Yo Dude, my music's not junk!"
He would smash his guitar
like a crazy rock star,
and the octagirls would call him "OctaHunk"!


Splat The Road Kill Kat

Splat The Road Kill Kat didn't cross at the green.
A big truck was coming that couldn't be seen.
To the left and the right
this kat didn't look,
and now poor Splat is as flat as a book!

Post Series 1 Special Limited Edition
Mail-away Offer - You had to send in tags or proofs of purchase from all 12 of series I to get a free mystery Meanie in the mail.

Fangaroo the Kangaroo
(L.E. - 6,000)

Fangaroo Hails from down under.
Many would call it a marketing blunder.
Cards and letters keep coming,
We keep the post office humming
Why do we do it? You just have to wonder!

Series 1-1/2

Lucky the Rabbit (Series 1 1/2)
(Hard Plastic Nose)
(L.E. - 45,000)

Lucky's so mad he's insane
He has every right to complain
He'd like to kick rump
but he can't with a stump
'cause his foot is someone's key chain!

Series 2

Like Series I, Series II did a second production run as well, although they are identical to the first except for a few subtle differences. The second run of the series added nipples to Bare Bear and pupils to the ends of the binoculars on Peeping Tom Cat.

Bare Bear
(No Nipples)

Not locking his door wasnít wise.
He was expecting just one of the guys.
Goldilocks barged in,
he was down to his skin,
and they both got quite a surprise!


Bare Bear
(With Nipples)

Not locking his door wasnít wise.
He was expecting just one of the guys.
Goldilocks barged in,
he was down to his skin,
and they both got quite a surprise!


Burny the Bear

Burny was back in the woods,
where you know he was up to no good.
All his cloths needed patches,
from playing with matches.
So, donít mess with fire...understood?!


Chicken Pox

Red spots were all over this chick.
He'd itch and he'd scratch and he'd pick.
"The Pox" was contagious,
the itching outrageous,
and those scabs would make other chicks sick!


Digger the Snottish Terrier

A dog from Snotland, named Digger,
did what you probably figger.
Donít ask for his paw,
for heís picked his nose raw,
and those pickens just keep gettiní bigger!


Donnie Didnít Duck

When his mother lectured, Donnie Didn't care.
"If your head wasn't attached, you'd leave it somewhere."
But Donnie Didn't listen,
Now his head is missin'.
When mom speaks you better beware!


Floaty the Fish

Floaty is dead as can be,
on his back he bobs constently.
His eyes are all puffed.
Should Floaty be stuffed,
or flushed and buried at sea?!


Lucky the Rabbit
(Flocked (soft) Nose)

Lucky's so mad he's insane
He has every right to complain
He'd like to kick rump
but he can't with a stump
'cause his foot is someone's key chain!


Peeping Tom Cat
(with Pupils)

This Tom Cat liked to spy.
You could tell by the look in each eye.
This cat was a creep,
at his neighbors he'd peep,
'till they came to arrest this strange guy.


Peeping Tom Cat
(Without Pupils)

This Tom Cat liked to spy.
You could tell by the look in each eye.
This cat was a creep,
at his neighbors he'd peep,
'till they came to arrest this strange guy.


Bessie Got Milked

Her agent sure got her inspired,
but her milk is all he desired.
You will make lots of cash
with your own milk mustache,
but Bessie ran dry and got fired.


Phlemingo

What Phlemingo coughs up is obscene.
It's thick and slimy and green.
When he starts a hackin'
the neighbors start packin'
'cause he treats the streets like a latrine.


Sunny the Preemie Chickie

Sunny the Preemie Chickie,
got cracked and came out too quickie.
He wanted to fly,
now with bacon heíll fry.
Poor Sunnyís all broken and sticky!


Velocicrapper

Velocicrapper is laying some pipe.
Its big, its brown, and its totally ripe.
It draws all the flies,
It waters your eyes,
and theres not enough paper to wipe!

Post Series 2 Special Limited Edition
Mail-away Offer - You had to send in tags or proofs of purchase from all 12 of series I to get a free mystery Meanie in the mail.
See Official Rules

Cubby The Bear

Chubby's the name of this Cub.
We guess you can call him a schlub.
You've bought all the Meanies,
Not those other weanies,
Welcome to our exclusive club!

Series III

This series improved the quality and size of the plush dolls considerably. They were more detailed and featured more varied types of fabrics than the other runs.

Bad Hare Day

This rabbit has a big date,
but it appears he's going to be late.
There's something about this bunny
that makes his hair stand funny.
His girlfriend will just have to wait


Dog Eat Dog

It's a Dog Eat Dog world, it is true.
Just get a load of these two.
So Rex eats up Rover
and, after it's over,
he'll probably come right after you!


Grim Beaver

When this beaver shows up in the hood,
his presence is well understood.
He gnaws at your soul,
drags you down to his hole.
Now you're terminated for good!


John Deer

Hunting his relatives started this fight
finding a Winchest may set it right
So don't mess with John Deer
'cause this buck stops here!
Now it's man season, so stay out of sight!


No Brainer

Duh!


Si and Mia the Siamese Cat

Together since they were a kitten
Si and Mia were thinking of splittin'
"You're one messed up pet",
Said the back alley vet,
So which one get the eye or the mitten?


Tied the Bear
(White Rope)

The beans were on a roll .
Selling styles without any soul.
"Only me in the store,"
this teddy would roar.
So we tied the bear and took back control


Tied the Bear
(Black Rope)
(L.E. - 10,000)

The beans were on a roll .
Selling styles without any soul.
"Only me in the store,"
this teddy would roar.
So we tied the bear and took back control

The Infamous Meanies I

Infamous Meanies were funny takes on celebrities. These were arguably the most popular line, and they helped to bring awareness of the other lines to the masses. The first series mocked the Clinton affair and the Mike Tyson ear-biting incident. After the popularity of the first line, a second was released featuring a wider range of celebrities, and making fun of them individually instead of scandals they were associated with.

Series I featured a second production run that changed the color of Bull Clinton's tie from red to blue, and the color of Buddy The Dog from light brown to dark brown.


Buddy the Dog
(Light Brown)

Buddy's been sniffing around
and, panties are what that hound found.
He got them in bed,
on the President's head
Now guess...who'll be off to the pound.


Buddy the Dog
(Dark Brown)

Buddy's been sniffing around
and, panties are what that hound found.
He got them in bed,
on the President's head
Now guess...who'll be off to the pound.


Bull Clinton
(Red Tie)

Bull Clinton is "full of it" they say.
His "staff" couldn't get out of the way.
He's in and out of courts
'cause of his fallen shorts,
he leans to the left, so they say.


Bull Clinton
(Blue Tie)

Bull Clinton is "full of it" they say.
His "staff" couldn't get out of the way.
He's in and out of courts
'cause of his fallen shorts,
he leans to the left, so they say.


Donkeyng

Donkeyng the promoter is brash,
with his smile, his cash and his flash.
More than anything else,
he's promoted himself,
but that "suit" can't quite cover his @#!


Mike Bison

Mike Bison's a boxer with bite.
He's the best when it comes to a fight.
So, stay in your homes,
when this buffalo roams,
and keep your ears out of sight.

Post Infamous Meanies I Special Limited Edition Meanies!

The Codfather
(L.E. - 10,000)

The Don's rules are the ones you should use,
'cause without him you're likely to lose.
Deny him his wishes,
and you'll sleep with the fishes.
It's an offer you cannot refuse.

The Infamous Meanies II

For Series II there was also a second run with a few variations on the characters. Dennis Rodmantis' shoes originally had dots on the sides, but this was changed to the Idea Factory logo in the second release. Also the feet and hands for Mallard Stern and Quack Nicholson went from orange to red in the second issue.

Jerry Stinger

Every day the Meanies tune into Jerry's show.
It's their favorite time of day, you know?
Each day they catch their buzz,
when they see what the Stinger does.
Tune in and don't miss a single blow!


Mick Jaguar

This cat gets quite a reaction,
though he growls he gets no satifaction.
If he sticks with the stones,
he may break some bones.
His lips still get lots of action.


Dennis Rodmantis
(Red Dot On Sneakers)

His hair has been red, green, orange and taupe.
Some like to dis him, some think he's dope.
Though he dresses in drag,
many rebounds he'll snag.
A wedding dress is his biggest hope.


Dennis Rodmantis
("IF" On Sneakers)

His hair has been red, green, orange and taupe.
Some like to dis him, some think he's dope.
Though he dresses in drag,
many rebounds he'll snag.
A wedding dress is his biggest hope.


Mallard Stern
(Orange Legs)

There is a mallard we are going to mock,
Although we all listen to this shock jock.
He shoots off his beak
about sex, gas and freaks.
We must admit he really does rock!


Mallard Stern
(Red Legs)

There is a mallard we are going to mock,
Although we all listen to this shock jock.
He shoots off his beak
about sex, gas and freaks.
We must admit he really does rock!


Quack Nicholson
(Orange Legs)

This shinning stars name is quack.
With his axe he knows to attack.
He has no regrets,
he's as good as it gets.
If you can't handle the truth, you don't know jack!


Quack Nicholson
(Red Legs)

This shinning stars name is quack.
With his axe he knows to attack.
He has no regrets,
he's as good as it gets.
If you can't handle the truth, you don't know jack!


Moodonna

Like a bean bag, (Whoo!) stuffed for the very first time.
Her music is great, but her actings a crime.
Now check out those utters,
she's the talk of all mudders.
This material cow's way past her prime!

The Shocking Stuffers

During the holiday season for two years, they released a line called Shocking Stuffers that featured funny Christmas characters.

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey's been running since Thanksgiving Day.
He was plucked by the cook but he made it away.
He got stuck in a blizzard.
Now he's freezing his gizzard.
Oh, what a crappy holiday!!


Splat in the Hat

T'was the night before Christmas and on the highway,
Not a car was moving, it was Splat's lucky day.
From out of the sky,
came a fat, jolly guy,
who ran over Spat with his sleigh. Oy Veigh!!


Slushy the Snowman
(Red Hat Ribbon)


Slushy is melting you see,
He used to be as tall as can be.
We had a warm season,
El Nino's the reason.
He'd do better at a lower degree.

Slushy the Snowman
(Plaid Hat Ribbon and Pipe)
(L.E. - 15,000)


Slushy is melting you see,
He used to be as tall as can be.
We had a warm season,
El Nino's the reason.
He'd do better at a lower degree.
Shocking Stuffers II
Limited to 35,000 each

Blinky the Cat

Blinky's always reachin' new heights,
but this time she got strung up in the lights.
She bit into the plug,
which lit up her mug,
now she's easy to spot at night.


Insanity Claus

After years of bringing joy,
to every girl and every boy.
His mind's come unwrapped.
He's finally snapped!
He'll tell you what you can do with that toy!!


Missile Toad

The fuse was lit
"Missile Toad" did fly,
like Santa's sleigh up in the sky.
He'll blow you to bits,
with his very first kiss,
so pucker up and kiss your @*!# goodbye!

The Valentines Meanies

During Valentine's Day one year there was a release of 3 Meanies with a love-related theme. There was a special limited edition Heartless Bear also made available in red instead of the normal white. It was limited to 7,500.

Got Lucky

Though missing his foot, he's not slowing.
With the ladies his game just keeps growing.
The bunnies ain't lyin',
'cause when he's multiplyin',
he keeps going and going and going.


Stupid Cupig

Stupid Cupid spreads I'amore,
but his aim is very poor.
Ready! Aim! Fire!
it should have been higher,
now his foot doesn't work anymore.


Heartless Bear
(White Bear)

I never loved you...from the start,
and now I'm afraid we must part"
you said with a grin,
as you reached right on in,
and yanked out my still beating heart.


Heartless Bear
(Red Bear)
(L.E. - 7,500)

I never loved you...from the start,
and now I'm afraid we must part"
you said with a grin,
as you reached right on in,
and yanked out my still beating heart.

Grisly Grizzlies

During Halloween one year Topkat released a set of 3 bears dressed at famous movie monsters. This line was different from other Meanie releases in that they were not humorous or different animals.

Bearwitched

Bubble, bubble toil and trouble
My spell will turn your life to rubble.
Stay away from my coven,
or you'll land in my oven.
If you see me, run away on the double!


Count Dracubear

Here I come, I'm your worst nightmare.
The walking undead -Count Dracubear.
So don't fall asleep,
'cause in your window I'll creep
Through the flesh in your neck I will tear.


Frankenbear

Frankenbear, me not bad
Misunderstood, make me Mad
Have no brain,
Not like flame,
Better looks wish me had.

Twisted Toys

In 1999, there was a small series of Meanies released to lampoon popular toys of the time. This run was short and similar to the Meanies Valentines, in that they put out a limited edition orange version of Teletushy limited to 15,000.

Dopeymon

This little guy's called Dopeyman.
He's part of an evil, twisted plan.
While the kids play his games,
He sucks out their brains,
As they rack up the sales in Japan


No-Fur-Bee

This interactive toy has been exposed,
Before his fame in the nude he did pose.
When people started gawking,
He finally stopped talking,
And the public realized they've been hosed!


Teletushy
(Purple)

Teletushy was feeling just SUPER,
Inspite of his gross little blooper.
It's hard not to be mean,
When there's crap on the screen.
Does anyone have a pooper-scooper?


Teletushy
(Orange)
(L.E.- 15,000)

Teletushy was feeling just SUPER,
Inspite of his gross little blooper.
It's hard not to be mean,
When there's crap on the screen.
Does anyone have a pooper-scooper?

Farce Wars
Limited to 25,000 sets

In an attempt to capitalize on the hype surrounding Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Topkat put out a series of characters from the film as humorous animals. There were 6 characters in this series.

These are reputed to be preliminary sketches of the Farce Wars Meanies done at idea factory.


Dark Gator

There once was a gator from space.
That was destined to fall from grace.
He lost half his hide,
When he joined the dark side,
But it made a real nice suitcase.


Queen Armadillo

Queen Armadillo, from the planet Taboo,
will grow up to marry, you-know who?
She could be the mother,
of a sister or brother,
Will we have to find out in part 2?


Anteater Dirtwalker

I can't get it out of my head"
said anteater, with feelings of dread.
"The "Menace" is hot,
but no matter the plot,
by episode 6  I'll be dead.


Slobba The Mutt

This dog is not fat, he's big boned.
And his temper is worse than Capone's.
Take down his order.
Make a run for the border.
'Cause he can't get his butt off the throne!


Goata

Big part in the prequel me got.
Me Goata the color of snot.
But frank, must I be.
A puppet? Not me!
A hand in my butt, I think not!


Dark Mole

This mole is ugly as sin,
and the dark side can never win.
He'll make him lots of money,
But by George, he's no dummy,
All the way to the bank he will grin.

Meanies "At Large"


12" Tied the Bear

 


12" Burny the Bear

12" Splat the Roadkill Kat

 


12" Lucky the Rabbit

12" Bart the Elephart

 

Teeny Weeny Meanies - Key Chains

Key chain versions of 9 of the Series I Meanies were made available at 7-Eleven stores in 1998.
They were small versions of the characters on a small chain with a standard key chain clasp.

Week of May, 04, 1998
              7-11 Features Collectible Key Chain Promotion

    Topkat, LLC. has joined forces with 7-11 stores around the country, to create an
    exclusive, limited promotional engagement for "teeny weenie meanies" key chains.  The
    promotion will make available for purchase, the "teeny weeny meanies" key chains, the
    first ever " collectible bean bag key chains" based on the original Meanie characters
    created by Topkat, LLC.

    The promotion will run coast to coast during the months of May and June in approximately
 6,000 7-11 stores, and will supply Meanie fans with a brand new set of limited edition collectibles. 

    Each key chain can be purchased individually for $2.49, exclusively at 7-ll.
7-11 expects the "teeny weenie meanies" to sell out in a matter of days.


Bart The Elephant

 


Matt The Fat Bat

Armydillo Dan

 


Hurley The Pukin' Toucan

Otis The Octopunk

 


Boris The Mucousaurus

Peter Gotta Peegul

 


Fi & Do The Dalmutation

Splat The Road Kill Kat
Pirate Jack - Madison Square Garden Halloween Give-Away
 There were 10,000 of the original Pirate Jack given out at the Madison Scare Garden event the year before with the black eye-patch and was only available by bringing in a coupon found in Drakes Cakes. But this one was even more limited with only 1,250 available. It sold for as much as $420 dollars on eBay back during the popular days of beanies. There was also a website associated with the promotion at piratejack.com, which has since been removed. It featured an animated cartoon with Alice Cooper voicing Pirate Jack on a haunted ship adventure.

Pirate Jack
(Red Eye Patch)
(L.E. - 721 of 1,250)

This is the story of Pirate Jack,
Madison Scare Garden's first line of attack
If you survive this night,
and it's terrible fright,
will you have the guts to come back?

Pirate Jack
(Black Eye Patch)
(L.E. - 10,000)

This is the story of Pirate Jack,
Madison Scare Garden's first line of attack
If you survive this night,
and it's terrible fright,
will you have the guts to come back?
Cap'n Crunch - Special Promotion


Tiger Shark
(L.E. - 50,000)

"I'm the hungriest Meanie on land or at sea".
Said the Tiger Shark, "Don't mess with me.
When I'm ready to munch,
I hunt Cap'n Crunch:
Regular, Peanut Butter, or Crunch Berries".

Meanies Wild World of Sports
Some special edition Meanies were given away as collectibles at arena events such as basketball games. They were animal versions of players for the home team, which was either the New Jersey Nets or Philadelphia 76ers. These stadium giveaways were the most valuable and sought after Meanies due to their rarity.
During the "out-of-this-world" Sixers Meanies Night, "Alien" Iverson was given to the first 5,000 children to enter the First Union Center on April 16, 1999. The game was a key Eastern Division match-up versus the Indiana Pacers. Rold Gold Hard Sourdough Pretzels, a division of snack food giant Frito-Lay, sponsored the Meanies Night giveaway and the Meanies logos and a picture of Alien Iverson appeared on 270,000 tray liners at Wendy's in Philadelphia.


Alien Iverson
(All-Star Jersey)
(L.E. - # 76 of 5,100)

With each jumper Alien's hurled,
Another team has come unfurled.
His crossover dribble,
Makes opponents just quibble,
`Cause his game is out of this world!


Alien Iverson
(Philadelphia 76ers Jersey)
(L.E.- # 751 of 7,500)

With each jumper Alien's hurled,
Another team has come unfurled.
His crossover dribble,
Makes opponents just quibble,
`Cause his game is out of this world!

 
Stephon "Marbeary" Marbury
(NJ Nets)
(L.E. - 8,250)

Wanted!

If you're not schooled
He'll make you his meal
When it comes to hoops,
he's got the feel.
He trashes em all
The way he handles the ball.
Cause Marbeary's the real deal.


Jayson "Bison" Williams
(NJ Nets - Feb. 6, 2000)
(L.E. - 8,250)
Wanted!

 

Keith Van Hornet
(NJ Nets - March 19, 2000)
(L.E. - # 4,404 of 8,100)

Keith Van Hornet buggin out
He'll show you what this game's about
Don't let the socks fool ya
'cause this bug will school ya
When he goes to the hoop the fans shout!


Matt Tiger
(Philadelphia 76ers Jersey)
(L.E. - 5,100)
Wanted!
Found these on www.meanies.com
(I will remove if asked to do so.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three Stooges - NON Meanies

Moe
(L.E. - 25,000)

Number 8,093


Larry
(L.E. - 25,000)

Number 7,181


Curly
(L.E. - 25,000)

Number 16,057